the last time I was in a bridal party/master of honor I was unprepared and didn’t want to. If I were to be in a bridal party again or even be asked to be master of honor by someone I love, I would be happy and would be sure to do all the duties and make it great for the bride.

I just had a nightmare experience last time for many reasons, lol. For my actual best friends, I would feel BLESSED.

i hate when people say “SLAY” when no one is slaying anything.

Don’t see a bitchy tweet and say “slay!”

that is not slaying you fucking idiot. that is not in anyway a situation that someone is “slaying!”

straight people need to stop ruining things.

Miley Cyrus Spits At Crowd In Mexico Concert, Whips Fake Butt With The National Flag

motelhair:

magrittee:

How warped and ignorant can you be that you think doing this is okay?

lololol she’ll always be Hannah Montana 

but she’s just being miley

Miley (DEFINITION): wack ass piece of shit. but its easier to say she’s just bein’ miley. saves time.

noooooooooo hahahaha

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4amgirls said: Lol what's some characteristic traits of a fuck boy?! 💁

motelhair:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

a fuck boy

  • complains about stretch marks or pubic hair 
  • his tumblr archive is a sea of racially ambiguous women and pictures of weed
  • expects u to suck him up for like 5 hours but eats u out for like 2 seconds
  • his twitter and instagram is full of transphobic and misogynistic shit
  • he does music and it’s garbage but he swears that he got bars
  • he texts u shit like ‘when u gone see me?’ or ‘send me a pic’
  • he got that fuck boy hair cut 

Lmfao what

but….everyone likes that hair.

ugh like…i’m gonna have to wear dress clothes and shit once I get a job. I’m used to dressing up for performances but this will be on a regular basis.

Why can’t I wear booty shorts and cutoff shirts and torn up chucks? Is my “This Guy Just Farted” tanktop “work appropriate”?

i need to go shopping.

it’ll be interesting fooling people into thinking i’m a different type of person on an everyday basis tho. I hope these h&m oxford shoes fool you.

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

i can’t breathe

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I would disown my child.

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cocaine-jane:

7positive0flows7:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fuck

😭😭😭😭

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jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

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